The Nazi Zombies mod for Call of Duty: World at War features a ton of quips and sayings from the main characters shown above. Here’s a series of dialogue lines I wrote for Dempsey. (These are my own, and not actually part of the game itself).
Btw, before we get started, here’s his Bio from the Treyarch website:
Tank Dempsey (USA)Tank Dempsey: American hero. Give him a loaded weapon, a good woman, and something to shoot at and he’s happy. Cross him and he’ll rip your guts out and use them as a bandolier. Dempsey was selected for this mission after he showed his true grit at the battle for Peleliu. His unit was captured during the early raids before the main invasion, and he spent 2 weeks in a rat infested bamboo cage submerged in malarial water. Eventually, he gnawed his way through the cage, and then gnawed his way through his captors armed only with a Bobby pin and his Medal of Honor which he keeps secreted in various body cavities. There is no before the war for Dempsey, there is no after. There is only the legend of Tank Dempsey, and how he won the war for the rest of us.
Leaving behind a wake of destruction and meat sacks wherever he goes, Dempsey is the man to have on your side when faced with an undead apocalypse.
Player Gets a Crappy Gun from the Wall or Box
- I’ve got grenades, and I’m all outta toothpicks you fucking box.
- Hey Richtofen! Got a gun just for you.
- A knife is all I need anyway.
- Oh look! The wundershit woopty fuckin’ gun of crappola.
- Let’s get this P.O.S. upgraded.
- Perfect–for givin’ slackjaws a manicure.
Player Gets a Machine Gun from the Wall or Box
- Time to pop some head-corn!
- Say cheese, kids!
- Take a breather fellas, Daddy’s got his gun.
- Big. Loud–s’how I like em.
- Hope they like their walls painted dead.
- Point and pull the trigger, my kind of toy.
- (moan) ra-tatata! (moan) ra-tatata! HA HA HA (mocking zombies)
- Hail to the chief–Me! Oo-Ra!
- Nothin’ but lead.
Player Gets a Ray Gun from the Box
- Pew pew mother fuckers!
- Carnage that fits in your pocket. Hell Yea.
- I guess size DOESN’T matter.
- Ain’t lead–but I ain’t complaining either.
- Green plus Red equals Dead.
- This pea-shooter’s gonna tear flesh!
Player Gets a Flamethrower from the Box
- Fry em up and break out the beer!
- Try’n bite me with a mouth full of ash!
- Cleanin’ time Zombies! Come getchur napalm bath!
- Fire never felt so good.
- Flaming Slackjaws! My favorite!
- Can I get a light? HAH!
Player Gets a Shotgun from the Wall or Box
- Swiss-Zombie. My favorite cheese.
- Boom! Dead. Boom! Dead. Ha Ha!
- I’m about to put some gauge in your gut!
- Janitor ain’t gonna be happy when I’m done here.
- Boomstick, meet zombie face.
- Slappy’s gonna be all moan and no limbs!
- Blood ‘n guts at point-blank. Let’s Dance!
Player Gets a Sniper Rifle from the Box
- Heheh, let’s see if I can get a 3 for 1.
- Like shootin’ crap in a zombie barrel.
- Deadly at any distance, Oo-ra.
- See if you maggot-sacks can slap me now!
- Headshot! Hah, just practicin’.
- Everything looks deader through a scope.
Player Gets a 357 Magnum from the Box
- Hey Nikolai! Wanna play some Russian roulette?
- Heh. What do six slackjaws have in common?
- Run ‘n gun time!
- Call me Wyatt Fucking Earp, shit-bags!
- Pile up the maggot sacks, six at a time.
Player kills 8 Zombies in 5 Seconds
- Message for ya Zombies! Eat shit and die.
- Freaks are sprayin’ all over the place! Don’t Slip!
- Didn’t coach tell ya not to play bunch ball?!
- Line ‘em up like a dead chorus-line! Hah!
- Shit-suckers!
- Nightmares, meet your worst Nightmare. ME!
- Hey Nikolai, looks like I just won that bet!
- Now that’s something to write home about!
- I just tore ‘em a whole shitload of new ones!
- Hah! I just killed a metric fuck-ton of meat bags.
- Can’t you dead meats move any faster?
- Making zombie stew with lead seasoning!
- Too easy!
- Dead again! You slackjaws got it rough!
Player Gets a Headshot from Far Away
- Did that one with my eyes closed!
- Cha-Ching!
- Another notch on the ol’ gun barrel.
- I’m gonna shit down your neck!
- He’s down! I mean… Dead! Hah!
- Your face was just cleaned by Dempsey!
- Popped like a melon!
- Killed in the line of me!
- Boom! Haha! From about thirty yards!
- Smile, meat sack!
Player Kills a Zombie Up Close
- Back in your hole!
- Anyone got a washcloth?
- Gimme a hug now, filth for brains!
- More meat for the dogs!
- Splatter got in my eye!
- Plenty more where that came from shit brains!
- The closer you get, the deader you’ll be!
Player is Almost Out of Ammo
- Ammo’s out! Where’s that damn box!?
- Gotta find some more boomstick juice.
- Fun’s over. Need bullets!
- Why can’t they make a bigger clip for this thing?
- I’ll take their heads off by hand!
Player is Revived by Another Player
- Nothin’ but a scratch!
- Just takin’ a quick breather.
- I’m gonna tear them apart!
- Don’t get any ideas.
- You should see the freakmeat that did this to me.
Player Gets a Teddy Bear out of the Box
- (growl) Bad time, Teddy.
- I’m gonna wipe that giggle off your box.
- Damn! Almost had a good gun.
- Soon as I find you, you’re nothing but stuffing!
- Teddy Bear again?! Fuck!
(Here’s some actual dialogue from the game)